fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024