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fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington
Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

Funny Boner 

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner
Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr
Funny Boner by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

Funny Boner 

Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.
"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."
Funny Boner by uncleM October 13, 2009

funny boner 

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner
I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D
funny boner by discolust May 4, 2015

funnyboner 

Watching Olivia Munn on the daily show gives me a funnyboner.
funnyboner by Herbert Fussmucker August 29, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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