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Fangorn Forest 

Pertaining to a female's pubic hair that is completely out of control; an untamed female bush. Pubic hair that seems to rival the forest of Fangorn from Lord of the Rings tends to frighten unsuspecting males to the point of madness. Males that are unprepared prior to coming face to face with the Fangorn usually take a vow of abstinence immediately following the encounter. Researchers are still trying to determine "what madness drove them in there".
Nick: how was your date last night?
Brett: she had a Fangorn Forest...it was like it was speaking, even moving.
Nick: oh...my...GOD.
Fangorn Forest by Bush-Whacker January 20, 2011
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Defender of the Alliance, Braved the Fargodeep Mine.
"In the outside world I'm a simple geologist.

But in here, I am Falcorn defender of the Alliance, I have braved the Fargodeep Mine."

"Looks like he just killed you."
"What..why...WHY?!"
Falcorn by MaXxArAnDoMhErO August 27, 2019
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Falgooni 

Beautiful, exotic, and very sexy as she is.
Falgooni by Falgooni August 6, 2003
Merry and Pippin joined Fangorn in the fight against Saruman's forces.
Fangorn by pentozali October 9, 2008
Big bitch who don't know how to spell. He use this excuse to pull girls. Failed tho. He also likes to put shit on his ice cream. Looks like if hulk fucked his mom.
Falgone that dude with green shit on his face.
the (new) cool way of calling someone a fag.

derived from the word: fago

*Word of Wisdom*

Use it, but don't abuse it.
Johnny: I poon noobs like you.

Me: fucking faggornot, get outa here.
faggornot by staticrush September 18, 2005
how are you?”

“ya know, feeling fagorny”