fairy liquid

glaswegian slang. methadone

Ah went for ma fairy liquid today

by kenetik August 8, 2008

fairy liquid

Fairy liquid is when you finger or fist a woman resulting with a hand that is incredibly soft

John: "My hands feel like they have been in bowl fairy liquid"

Gavin: "Do they smell like it too?"

John: "No....quite rank really"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

drama queer ... fairy liquid

it is a way of mocking homosexuals

haha you're a pure scott mackenzie ya drama queer ... fairy liquid

by gman5000 October 23, 2013

Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.

Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!

by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018