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Fairy Farts 

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
Fairy Farts by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015
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fairy farts 

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.
The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.
fairy farts by Peterinho September 3, 2018

Fairyfart 

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.
1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.
Fairyfart by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

fairyfart123 

Fairyfart123 is the number #1 famous tiktoker. They are always right and they never miss.
"Oh my god! Look! It's fairyfart123! The one that never misses!"
fairyfart123 by stickytape3727727 December 24, 2021

Fairyfart123 

Fairyfart123 is the number one most famous, funniest tiktoker. They never miss.
"Look! It's fairyfart123 on my foryoupage again! They never miss."
Fairyfart123 by stickytape3727727 December 24, 2021