fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

fair burn by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011

flying fairburn 

When you shoot a rope of semen that bullseyes betweens the chicks(or mans, i dont disgriminate) eyes

Dude, I totally hit a Flying Fairburn on that hot chick last night!

flying fairburn by Primal-G February 21, 2005

Fairburn Nap 

rubbin the one eyed snake, Milking the cow, spanking the monkey, spilling the milk, shaking hands with zues, jacking off, whacking the whale, chokeing the chicken, masturbation

I took a fairburn nap today

Fairburn Nap by Primal-G March 4, 2005