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Facial Friday 

The first Friday in February is known as Facial Friday where you dump your gunk on your partners face.

Everyone knows about Valentine’s Day (Feb 14) and Steak & BJ day (March 14) has taken off over the past few years.

Now, a new holiday has emerged to help us get over the winter doldrums.

Give your partner a facial and we are not talking about at the salon.

History:

Although its early origins are not verified, most believe this gained momentum in 2008 which Friday, was on February, First. (Although it applies to the first Friday in February, when that Friday falls on the first it is even more special.)

The wish was that by Friday, Feb, First, 2013 it will be widespread and as popular as other holidays in adult circles.

Others feel it started with a similar intent, but as far back as 1985 when facials started becoming popular in the porn industry.

Some say it goes even further back to the early 1900’s when mud was not readily available in the winter so women had to use alternate sources of face nutrients.

In any case cum join the party and be part of the forging of a new tradition; give your partner a facial today (just for practice).
Sue got a Facial yesterday as part of Facial Friday.
Her and Steve celebrate that tradition every year.
Facial Friday by Jam Scam March 6, 2012

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026