Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

Facestrated by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010

fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

fuckstrated by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

Fuckstrated

Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.

This has been an extremely fuckstrating month.

I am fuckstrated.

Fuckstrated by Uncle JJ February 11, 2009

fuckstrated

a man or woman who is desperate for a shag after a long period of time of being shagless

god i'm sooo fuckstrated i cant even remember my last shag

fuckstrated by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

Facestracted 

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

Facestracted by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

Fuckstrated by iParatrooper February 25, 2011

Fuckstrated

When you are frustrated because you have not had sex for a long period of time.

"Girl, its been almost six months since I got some dick, I am so fuckstrated"

Fuckstrated by J. Dot December 9, 2006