Faceass 

Term used when someone is acting like or resembles someone or something .

Someone mumbling incoherently is " Joe Biden Faceass"

Black guy wearing a leather coat is "wesley snipes faceass"

White girl with bald head is " Brittney Spears faceass"

White guy on skateboard is "Tony hawk faceass"

Guy murders wife and gets away with it is "oj simpson faceass"

Black guy with mustache is "Richard Pryor Faceass" or maybe "Lionel Richie Faceass"

Faceass by 6feetunder February 3, 2023

Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

faceass 

Followed by the acknowledgement of a dumb action.

Oh I wanna wear shorts when it's 2 degrees outside FACEASS!

faceass by EezE February 22, 2008

icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.

last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.

icelandic facemask by craig T shaw March 21, 2008

French Facemask

when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.

man we got a picture of me giving that guy a french facemask last nite after the bar

French Facemask by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

Philadelphia Facemask 

When a man busts a nut onto a drunk womans face while she is passed out. Then when the chick wakes up there is hardend ejaculate covering her face like a facemask.

"Last night Amanda was so drunk she passed out, so I gave her a Philadelphia Facemask. Then when she woke up we shot some pucks off her face to see how well it worked."

Philadelphia Facemask by JonRambo March 4, 2009

mongolian facemask 

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.

"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."

mongolian facemask by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016