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Facewanking 

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.
1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
Facewanking by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

facebanking 

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
facebanking by daniel75iv August 4, 2012

Facebanking 

A campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. It is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.
If we want to win this election we're going to need people with lots of friends facebanking for us.
Facebanking by Majestic OGRe May 26, 2011

Fartdancing 

The act of dancing while farting or making fart noises.
Dan was fartdancing on the table.
Fartdancing by Menderah February 21, 2009

Facebanging 

1.) When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in blogging or chatting on Facebook.

2.) Chatting it up with a bunch of bitches on Facebook.
Guy1: "What you been up to?"

Guy2: "I've just been facebanging bitches all day."
Facebanging by bdrobert June 10, 2009