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facebook porn 

fb porn is alternately defined as those rather questionable pictures that certain facebook sluts post of themselves in super skimpy clothes/slutty bathing suits/sexual poses/obvious "look at my tits/ass/..." amature-porn-like photos

-the posters of facebook porn think it's cool and sexy, but it's just kinda weird, TMI, and makes them look cheap (especially when women do it).

-also, the said posters of facebook porn tend to act all perturbed when people facebook stalk them like crazy (which is totally out of line on the part of the poster)
Dude, this girl Mandy is such a cyber slut. She acts all conservative in person, then posts this rediculous facebook porn--and she wonders why every guy in school looks at her that way.

I love looking at Mike's facebook porn. God-damn, he doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
facebook porn by unluckypirate October 18, 2008

Facebook Porn 

noun 3 (Fay-ss-boo-k pore-ne): a picture on facebook that is worth getting off too. some people are more into facebook porn than actual porn, and search profiles for pictures rather than watching porn. facebook porn is legall so long as it doesnt violate the terms and conditions of facebook. all ages of users of facebook participate in facebook porn posting. both genders know/participate about/with it because 50% of all pictures on facebook are in bathing suits or more skin is showing than clothing. girls pull their pants/bottoms down a little further, and guys do the same. nearly all profile pictures are facebook porn. girls show they are trying to put out by bending at the waste (to let boobs hang), puckering lips, taking pictures in bathroom, dressing up, arial shots, editing, and dress up.
Kyle: did you hook up last night with Kristina?
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!
Facebook Porn by guymanchill July 10, 2010
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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