face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

by pizazz March 30, 2006

face muncher

Someone who is constantly making out with someone; Usually a girlfriend or boyfriend

No tag alongs, so leave your face muncher at home.

by ramoz1 October 22, 2010

butt face muncher

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.

Man, Carrot Top...what a butt face muncher.

by cliffordmermaid September 20, 2008

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 4, 2009