This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.
It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.
His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit oneverything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.
It's hard to understand how the relationship could work, given the level to which Chris is anal retentive and the level to which Amy is anal explosive.