ewit ewit 

the universally used vocalized sound for a blowjob

Hey Jon, I need some ewit ewit right now or i'm gonna explode...literally!

ewit ewit by Fuckmeintheass November 12, 2008

EWIT 

The distinctive sound of a disc jockey scratching a vinyl on a turntable.

"The DJ was playing this sick beat and then he started going EWIT EWIT EWIT and it sounded mint"

EWIT by ElectroSnail April 19, 2021

E-wit 

The art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can't come up with something smart on the fly.

"Nicole's Facebook post was awesome!!"

"Nah--that was just a case of E-wit---that bitch ain't that clever."

E-wit by Imadouche October 21, 2009