when you get every green light when you are driving down a straight street. e.g. you are driving down the street and no red light stops you while you are on your way.
Dude #1: I love dating stunt double chicks.
Dude #2: oh yeah why is that?
Dude #1: because any girl can give you road head, but a stunt chick will give you an evil kenevil.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.