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Evan Wright 

The brilliant Evan Wright also known as The Writer and even Batman is friends with handsome detective Manny Pardo. Evan covered a story on the Masked Maniac instead of the far more sophisticated Miami Mutilator. The Writer also was in Nam back in 1985. Evan also cleared a bathhouse filled with Russian Mobsters without killing any of em (that first guy was totally sleeping). Batman also cleared a subway crawling with scum and persevered without a scratch.
Remember that time Evan Wright hung out with the Thick Skinned Detective Pardo?
Remember that time Evan Wright took out a dangerous gang in a subway by himself?
Evan Wright by MosbeyBarney July 16, 2019
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evan wright 

tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and compulsive lying in order to acheive a status of laziness!!
come on mr evan wright surley you can pay some rent or go to work,no man!! my knee hurts.
evan wright by i've been kneed October 16, 2008
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