The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The european dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.
European man: Hey girl you wanna see my dick?
Random woman: fucck yeah!
*European man pulls out dick*
Random woman: Wow european dick
by joey19982 February 24, 2015
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