european dick
The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The european dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.
The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.
The european porn industry is responsible for brainwashing europeans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 european with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for europeans). And for every 1 european with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the european man.
European man: Hey girl you wanna see my dick?
Random woman: fucck yeah!
*European man pulls out dick*
Random woman: Wow european dick
Random woman: fucck yeah!
*European man pulls out dick*
Random woman: Wow european dick
european dick by joey19982 February 23, 2015
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