eunich

What some call big time soccer star David Laluz for getting kicked in the balls in the Venezualan championship game.

David Laluz became a Eunich after Jorge Chavez miss the soccer ball and kicked him between the legs.

by THE Wee Man April 22, 2009

eunich

A male with no pee pee.

"A volcano exploded and lava hit my pee pee...my pee pee is now gone..I am a eunich now."

by no July 18, 2003

Eunich

n.
1. A man with no ballsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia

Cmon, just do it, grow some balls you eunich!

by Chase Downing March 11, 2003

Eunich

a male homosexual used to guard the princes harem. a trusted house servant

eunichs were not castrated until male heterosexuals tricked their way into the princes harem.

by Tom O September 19, 2003

Eunich

Friggin OUCH!!!!!

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Eunich

you're a guy and you KNOW you're a guy? then you're not a eunich. nof said.

Hey! Look! I've got balls and a dick! I'm not a eunich! Whee! (Although questions as to the accuracy of this statement may be raised because of that "Whee")

by Vicky Dildo Lee December 01, 2003

Eunich

bobby, bobbert, or robert

bobby exlaimed i don't want to see your lesbian photo because i am a eunich

by AllyKat and Erotica January 27, 2004