ettery

Someone who is amazingly good looking. has an massive cock or a very tight vagina

Yo i think that guy is an ettery,
that girl look like she is an ettery,

by The Difinererererer April 21, 2017

Etterman Towel

A dish towel used as a napkin. It is often shared among people eating in the same room.

Yo! Pass the Etterman Towel, this Mr. Scrib's Pizza is greasy as hell.

by Curbdog December 6, 2020

Etterath

/et-er-rath/ n.
/et-er-rath/ n. the feeling of emptiness after a long arduous process is finally complete - having finished school, recovered from surgery, or gone home after your wedding - which leaves you relieved that it's over but missing the stress that organized your life into a mission.

friend 1: hey big man, now that you're married what are you feeling?
friend 2: hm, i guess a bit of etterath
friend 1: no idea what that means but good on you!

by LiquidReverb November 17, 2022

hop on etterna

a gay fetish consisting of basement-dwelling animesexuals fisting and performing chordjacks on the prostate of their consenting partner, sometimes the action is performed with random music from 2006 playing in the background.

devind: hey wanna hop on etterna?
Ness: of course, did you train your jacks since last time?

by youbigasschicken December 13, 2021

Eatery

A name restaurants, pubs, cafes or any other establishment selling 'gourmet' style food, call themselves to sound more appealing to hipsters.

Hey have you been to that wicked new craft beer pub/eatery that's just opened next to the Modern Top Knot barber yet?

I went there before it was a pub.

by Matt the cynical asshole June 20, 2017

Etteragic

used to describe a cigarette. Cigarette backwards (etteragic)

I am going to indulge in an etteragic.

by Andy Forwark April 25, 2004

Etters

Etters is the name of the post office serving Goldsboro, along with parts of Fairview Township and Newberry Township, York County, Pennsylvania. The name of "Etters," instead of "Goldsboro," was chosen because the name of "Gouldsboro" was already being used by a community in Wayne County, and U.S. Postal Service regulations prohibits the practice of giving two different post offices names which are the same or which sound similar enough that people would confuse the two. The Etters post office gained its name from a local American Revolutionary War veteran, Etter, who owned a tavern near Goldsboro which served as the mail drop-off point for the area. Mail sacks destined for the tavern were marked "Etter's."

The Etters post office is located on South Kister Street in Goldsboro.

While some local teens enjoy telling people that their town is so "backwoods" that it's not even on a map, others amuse themselves by telling people they don't live in a town, they live in a mailing address.

On October 27, 2002, an article appeared on the front page of the Harrisburg Patriot News entitled "Where the Heck is Etters?" that describes how people live in a place and have listed on their driver's licenses a place that is not on a map.

Used to be a quiet redneck town, now with the low income appartments available its full of naggers and niglets, ya dig.

Redneck 1: All dem there naggers be movin in here at Etters, now I gotsta lock ma car!

Redneck 2: Aw sheeit, I gots like 3 logs of skoal in ma truck "peeee-tink!"
nagger 1: You'z best be lockin your cars, I be stealin all you'z skoal!

by aN7hRaX October 8, 2008