A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
In some not traditional cultures there is a step after death and before the final destination. This is called the Eternal Wonderwall. On the eternal 3 there are names in lines that tell you where you are headed for the rest of eternity. The possibilities are Heaven , Hell, Limbo and Purgatory. There is a reference to this in Wonderwall by Oasis.
by BoxedWINEtasteslikeCOMMUNION April 11, 2010
A hot mom who gracefully holds her position as a MILF. One who never graduates to cougar status. A forever MILF.
by Naughtybody December 6, 2018
When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 3, 2013
When your boyfriend gives you ten roses, nine real and one fake, and says he'll love you until the last rose withers away.
"I will love you until the last rose withers!"
"wow so like eternal love? cuz dat one's fake............."
"wow so like eternal love? cuz dat one's fake............."
by mnmshead April 11, 2013
e·ter·ni·ty
noun:
never-ending. It's a relative term, meaning it is different for different people or situations.
Eternity is meant to explain a long period of time outside of that which we understand time to be. It's impossible to understand metaphysically because it has no beginning and no end.
So we humans understand eternity as it is in our everyday lives, like......
"I spent an eternity in line waiting for my drivers license"
But in reality if one spent an eternity in line waiting you would know nothing but waiting in line from your birth to your death, and nothing else, because it's an eternity with no start and no end.
noun:
never-ending. It's a relative term, meaning it is different for different people or situations.
Eternity is meant to explain a long period of time outside of that which we understand time to be. It's impossible to understand metaphysically because it has no beginning and no end.
So we humans understand eternity as it is in our everyday lives, like......
"I spent an eternity in line waiting for my drivers license"
But in reality if one spent an eternity in line waiting you would know nothing but waiting in line from your birth to your death, and nothing else, because it's an eternity with no start and no end.
by Jimmy Fedd June 21, 2016
Quite possibly one of the most brutal death metal bands ever. If you don't like them, you are either:
A) a pop fag
B) generic rock fag
C) punk
D) mallcore kid
A) a pop fag
B) generic rock fag
C) punk
D) mallcore kid
'Yo man, I'm listen to some of ma T-PAIN cuz I'm the coolesst!!!'
'Fag, if you don't listen to Hate Eternal then you must die'
'Fag, if you don't listen to Hate Eternal then you must die'
by theawesomeguybetterthanyou December 20, 2008