Espresso Shot

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.

"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."

Espresso Shot by Sully_The_Big_Blue_Monster October 7, 2018

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Double Shot Espresso

When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.

Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....

Double Shot Espresso by spicygerbil May 19, 2022

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A shot of espresso

A shot of espresso usually wakes someone up/gives them energy- therefore being someone’s shot of espresso means that you lift their mood up a ton

“he’s like a shot of espresso, always a mood booster.”
“🏳️ 🌈”

A shot of espresso by mxko January 4, 2022

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shot of espresso

Someone who came in and was like a shot of espresso.
They also like being bathed in sunlight and are incredibly energetic and enthusiastic.
And also they had this sense of play and fun which was incredibly exciting.

A: He’s like my shot of Espresso.
B: What does that mean?

A: He’s energetic and I love him.

shot of espresso by Gumball26 January 1, 2022

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A Shot Of Espresso

Nariella Beaulieu.

“She was like a shot of espresso. She’s like, being bathed in sunlight.”

A Shot Of Espresso by Truthfully Telling June 1, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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