An eshmeh is a really dopey person who cannot do anything right.They are often fat and retarded.
It first originated from a boy who lives in the town of Great Grimsby. He was fat and retarded and his name was Eshmeh.
Eshmeh can also be used to say you've lost something, or someone has stolen something off you, and you say the word ESHMEH instead of the word.
Dirived from the legendary crazy lady from the hills of lancashire in the 19th century. According to legend she could chear anybody up who was sad. To chear someone up can also be described as "An act of Ehmeh" or "To pull an Ehmeh".