esd

Electro-Static Discharge

It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.

by Someone else October 15, 2002

esd

Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.

Fuck...The ESD ripped up my 4094..fuck static electricity

by Tam Hanna May 31, 2003

ESD

ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.

Mr. Jones, I want you to go into the lounge of the common area at Walton Hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, "ESDW. XOXO, H."

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 01, 2010

ESD

Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.

I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just ESD ... my phone was on the charger!

by SkaWtT November 16, 2014

Esd

Emotional Support Dick

Did your momma get her bbc esd this week?

by Coun.try22 January 12, 2023

ESD

Extra Small Dick

Giftnel has a ESD

by Marcia love January 27, 2017

ESD

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

by fatass June 05, 2004