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erm actually 

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people
Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda
erm actually by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025

Erm, Actually 

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.
Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
Erm, Actually by GarryBornana September 1, 2022

Erm, achtually? 

A misspelling of "um, actually?", an internet joke commonly said to mimic and mock people who correct others.
"No, it's not 'your' its 'you're'!" They replied to a comment on youtube.

Another user replied "erm, ACHTUALLY?"

Ergactually 

Wtv the word is, too much Ergactually
Ergactually by BIGFATBEWBS October 10, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026