epoo 

sitting on the toilet while using your laptop, smartphone or any handheld device that requires wifi connection

I may have to epoo this webinar but I will be online for it reguardless.

epoo by Sir whynot July 7, 2018

epool 

A mix of epic + cool. I MADE IT OWO

Natalie: I gave away my old toys for charity!
Rachel: That's so epool!

epool by meowmewo uwu February 9, 2021

Epoon 

The female equivalent of epeen.

1. epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

She was renowned for her epoon flashing

Epoon by Angryviv March 20, 2009

Epoophany 

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

Epoophany by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

epoosiotomy

The feeling that the poo you just experienced may have resulted in a tearing of the perineum, not unlike the tearing a woman may experience during childbirth.

Person One: Why are you sitting on a pillow, today?

Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.

epoosiotomy by prussian princess December 7, 2009

Epoon 

Your typical internet pussy.

You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch

or

You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.

Epoon by CheekyPlays May 31, 2018

epoophany 

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.

Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah

epoophany by GinerShiner April 22, 2014