sitting on the toilet while using your laptop, smartphone or any handheld device that requires wifi connection
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The female equivalent of epeen.
1. epeen
short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
1. epeen
short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.
She was renowned for her epoon flashing
by Angryviv March 20, 2009
Get the Epoon mug.The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.
Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011
Get the Epoophany mug.The feeling that the poo you just experienced may have resulted in a tearing of the perineum, not unlike the tearing a woman may experience during childbirth.
Person One: Why are you sitting on a pillow, today?
Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.
Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.
by prussian princess December 7, 2009
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You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch
or
You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch
or
You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.
by CheekyPlays May 31, 2018
Get the Epoon mug.Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
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