Re-enlist "verb"
The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.
Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.
see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.
Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.
see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
Fresh into the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy wants to re-enlist for six years.
Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.
Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.
by chucked October 11, 2007
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by WOODY8888811 January 10, 2008
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When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
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Noun: Happy Endism
Noun: Happy Endism
"There are happy-endists everywhere!"
- Typical phrase of a happy-endist: "Everything is gonna be alright."
- The end of the World will never come. And if it does - against all odds - the post-end-era will be even better than the World before.
- Typical phrase of a happy-endist: "Everything is gonna be alright."
- The end of the World will never come. And if it does - against all odds - the post-end-era will be even better than the World before.
by FrauLaura September 30, 2012
Get the Happy-Endist mug.A term brought in to use by the United States Marine Corps in Mid 2008. The term was to be used as a substitute for the "suppossed" derogatory term used for new Marines before(See: Boot).
Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
Like most other tems in the Marine Corps, this phrase has been shortened into an acrynom for easier use in every day speech or insults. In haste to make change to hundreds of years of tradition, this term failed to be propperly eddited; resulting in all new Marines (ie: boots)to be refered to as "JEWS"
"Junior Enlisted Warrior (J.E.W.)"
(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"
"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"
"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"
(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"
(1)"dude, we're not suppossed to call the new guys boots anymore!"
"What are we supposed to call these freaks then?"
"this order says to call them 'Junior Enlisted Warriors'..... that can't be right.... who the hell is the officer that signed off on us calling new Marines JEW's!"
(2)"who the fuck is going to clean these floors!?@!... Get over here JEW!"
by BROSKEW March 14, 2009
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Officer 2: My enlistos are sierra hotel and could probably kill your enlistos if we weren't fighting on the same side.
Officer 2: My enlistos are sierra hotel and could probably kill your enlistos if we weren't fighting on the same side.
by Blinds June 18, 2008
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