Engorphed

Supremely comfortable in bed

Guy 1: "Hey Jim come over here"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? I'm engorphed right now"

Engorphed by BMerf March 6, 2016

Engorged 

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

Engorged by True_Lust July 21, 2019

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon by Meach January 9, 2005

blood engorged whack-a-mole 

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

blood engorged whack-a-mole by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006

blood engorged mayonnaise canon 

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

blood engorged mayonnaise canon by The definitionaster July 3, 2017

Engorfed 

Being swallowed, surrounded, and suffocated by a marshmallow.

The sword was engorfed by the marshmallow.

Engorfed by Buckles15679 January 6, 2022

Engoroned 

To get gagged, as in (former) President Trump being told to shut the f!ck up by the Judge in his upcoming legal issues.

Dude, you just got Engoroned

Engoroned by TallGing October 4, 2023