endingtron 3000 

The final choice in any choose-your-own-adventure narrative which decides the ending of the story, disregarding all of the choices which it has had the user make prior to it.

Even though I treated everyone nicely: the endingtron 3000 gave me a bad ending for not sparing the villain at the end.

endingtron 3000 by T3llling Th3 Truth (Kokomo) December 26, 2020

endingtron 3000 

Popularized by Ben Croshaw. Refers to an ultimate, overly simplistic/binary choice at the end of a narrative game which determines the actual ending; holds the implication the player's many supposed choices during the game were actually superfluous by comparison. See also ludonarrative dissonance.

I slaughtered tons of nameless goons five levels ago but the endingtron 3000 gave me the bad ending when I wouldn't shoot my boss during the quicktime event.

endingtron 3000 by oshkeet December 22, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016