emo douche bag 

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.

If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.

emo douche bag by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007

emo douchebaggery

Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.

examples of emo douchebaggery


1) the sideways peace sign.

2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.

3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.

4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.

5) fucking over friends.

6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.

7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.

8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.

9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.

10) sending n00dz.

11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.

12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.

13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.

14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.

15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.

emo douchebaggery by xexilia March 20, 2009