emo cake 

Cake that cuts itself.

Guy #1: "I can't find any knives in the break room to cut this cake."
Guy #2: "Too bad it's not emo cake because it would cut itself"

emo cake by phizzledizzle November 16, 2011

emo cake 

A really emo kid. A kid who dresses emo.

Kid 1: Have you see mike, the emo kid?
Kid 2: Yeah he is such an emo cake!

emo cake by MC Fresh September 26, 2006

emo rice cakes 

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012

emocake 

someone who looks emo from the outside, but conversation points to the fact that the person isn't.

"That guy is so emo"
"nahh, I've talked to him before. he's fun!"
"sounds like a delicious piece of emocake"

emocake by parcheesey January 15, 2009