embranden

To fully saturate another human beings personal self through an overload of digital media connections

scarabin said: i'm so stealing "embranden™" and it were so.

by Version October 29, 2009

embalden

To shave your head when you become self-conscious about your hair loss just because you think it makes you look more manly, when it doesn't!

Kent thought people kept looking at his comb-over, so he decided to embalden himself. Now he looks like an arse.

by Gallacher the Horse May 23, 2007