embogglement 

em·bog·gle

For one to completely astonish or perplex another by revealing the solution of a seemingly unsolvable puzzle, the meaning of an unfathomable idea (such as life) or the answer to an impossible question.

1)
"How did you see that word in there? I still can't see how you got it."
"Are you emboggled?"
"I am completely emboggled."

2)
I don't know what to think. You emboggled me good. You should be locked up for embogglement.

3)
"I was... just turning left. Wait, right."
"You emboggle me, mate. You really do."

embogglement by ShaneMaster January 17, 2009

Emboozlement 

When you steal alcohol from a company function for personal use.

Jack: "Hey - did you see the caterer abandon his bar? I'm going to steal a few of those wine bottles for later."

Jill: "Are you crazy! That's emboozlement!"

Emboozlement by Peppery Pisces August 2, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008