email

A quick, impersonal, sometimes unemotional form of transfering text in data form, from one shitty person to the next. Email is straight trash. There is no "miracle drug" to make your penis grow 5 inches longer. God punishes and rewards men based upon his love for them. Sorry Chinese dudes.

God uses email to punish puny men.

by Matt Pack January 11, 2006

email

something that sucks, but it sure is better than instant messaging.

email sucks, but you have to give it credit for being better than instant messaging.

by dref said right June 23, 2004

email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

by Max April 11, 2004

Email

Something Hillary "lost"

Did you hear bout those missing emails

by thatdudeisracist November 21, 2016

Emailer

Person that emails

Johnny Thunder is the coolest emailer our of all of his friends.

by D & R April 9, 2009

email

A practically useless technology that joe 6-packs tend to like. However, Strong Bad's email is twicked cool just like everything else about Strong Bad.

Strong Bad checks his emails usually every Monday.

by eszett April 28, 2003

email tennis

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

by Marshallasthefish November 15, 2007