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Elwad
John Elway
In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.
John Elway by wrastlor December 29, 2010
elada
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She's amazing, she's popular, kind, fast, funny, sometimes she can be spastic and crazy but she's loveable. Her friends love her but she loves some of her friends more than they know she does. She's really pretty and loyal, and she's also strong. Beware! If anyone breaks her heart, they will suffer from great consequences!
elada by DiePotatoe May 31, 2014
Eladio
An amazing sexy man! Loves to Love and be loved. Will do anything for his significant other. Has an amazing head of hair and beautiful smile. Super funny and will draw people towards him. If you ever meet and Eladio then your life is perfect.
Eladio by thisguyrules December 21, 2016
Elad
Elad by BlazeCraftYT January 1, 2019
Elway Cross
A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.
Elway Cross by The Darkness June 15, 2006
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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