What else is new?

What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.

Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"

Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."

Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.

by werallsonsofbitches January 6, 2010

Nothing Else Matters

(By Metallica)The best fucking song in the world.

"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."

by SnowWhite June 4, 2006

Literally anything else

When you're watching porn or something else you dont want people seeing, and you hear someone coming, so you need to Google literally anything else, but you panic and can't think of anything, so you actually Google "Literally anything else"

My dad was really confused on why I had Google'd "Literally anything else, but after a minute he said goodnight and went to bed. So I went back to watching porn.

by B-Money Baby April 17, 2019

Friends but nothing else

A phrase commonly used by people trying to hide the fact that they are in a secret relationship.

Wendy: So, are you two dating?
Chris: No! I've already told... we're friends but nothing else!
Wendy: Keep telling yourself that.

by Hehehe I know March 14, 2021

Whatever the fuck else

Another way of saying et cetera or etc..

Alright, we need shoes, hats, gloves, glasses and whatever the fuck else! Let's go!

by funnyman21224 March 27, 2011

somebody else's problem

(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."

by three newtons February 16, 2004

What else is new?

A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?

Monica : Joey smells gas!
Chandler : So what else is new?

by UD8946 August 5, 2020