The most amazing woman you’ve ever seen. Probably short, popular, and an amazing friend, you never want to be on an Ellista’s bad side. If a camera takes a picture of an Ellista, it will destroy itself after producing the picture, because it knows it will never capture in its lens something as beautiful as her so why should it continue living. If you end up dating an Ellista, you ought to marry her right away because you know you will never do better then her because there is no girl better then her. If you harm an Ellista, fear for your life, because any second you might be smote by a higher power because you have harmed an angel.
Guy one: “Yo man I just met an Ellista! How can someone so amazing exist?”
Guy two: “Better put a ring on it my man! You’ve just met beauty manifest.”
Guy two: “Better put a ring on it my man! You’ve just met beauty manifest.”
by Exact Correct Definitions October 15, 2019