An ass, generally in reference to a woman, that lacks curvature or "junk in the trunk." The ass is very flat much like that of an elephant in appearance.

That girl has the flattest ass ever, she is suffering from a severe case of elephant ass.

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Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.

(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*

Elephant ass by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012

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Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.

Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!

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Elephant ass hole

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Jayden Pankratz eats taint out of elephant ass holes daily.

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elephant's ass

A golf shot from the tee box that goes very high into the air but not far forward.

Golfer 1 hits a tee shot that goes a mile high into the air but lands 25 feet in front of the tee box.

Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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