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elephansing 

A word meaning great, brillient, fantastic, awsome. all rolled into 1 word so its easy to use. Pronounced Ella-fu-sing
Georgia is so Elephansing
trippy is such a Elephansing word
Broadbent is such a Elephansing person

Elephanting 

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.
Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.
Elephanting by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009

elephanting 

Placing a small elephant toy, especially a stuffed animal, on one's head (referring to a person's skull) or other body part, without dropping it or dislodging it from place. Person can be sitting, standing, cart-wheeling, walking on their hands, or other.
Callie distracted her friends from their homework by elephanting on her bed as she typed up an essay.

"Jorge, quit elephanting!"
elephanting by Lifant November 8, 2011

elephantine 

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.
"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"
elephantine by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018

Elephanting 

A very fun and hilarious thing to do. Need muchos maracas to do it.
How To Do Elephanting

1st Stage

Boy to girl: Hey gorgeous want to see my elephant?

Girl: What? ... yeah okay then.

2nd Stage And Final Stage

Boy pulls pockets out of his jeans unzips jeans and pulls his cock out!! Hey presto you have the Elephant.
Elephanting by Mac2010 January 27, 2010

elephanting 

you put a garden hose up your pants and threw the top hole of your t-shirt then duck tape the garden hose to your forhead like an elephant. knock on friends door with hose off. then get one more friend to randomly turn hose on and off while you stomp around in the home making elephant sound and you bring a few peanuts to ranndomly liter the floor - against rules to quit without friend kinking your elephant hose
we went elephanting at gerreal's house. gerreal had an elephant
elephanting by elephanting November 10, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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