election section 

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

election section by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

election section 

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

election section by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

erection section 

top shelf of a newsagents

erection section by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

Erection Section 

The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.

It's about that time for the erection section.

Erection Section by DJ Slew December 21, 2012

erection section 

Term coined by Bootle FM's DJ Heather MacLean for late night slow jams.

Tune in to Bootle FM and Join Heather MacLean for the late night Erection Section, get your grove and your bone on!

erection section by Lululuvshockey August 17, 2007

sectional erection 

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

sectional erection by a&w May 12, 2006