El Chapo

The biggest pussy on Earth. Also known as Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera.
Person 1: Fuck El chapo

person 2: Fuck that dworf lookin ass mf
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El Chapo

"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.
"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.
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El Chapo

When you do two lines of cocaine at the same time; one bill in each nostril, snorted simultaneously.
Person A: Hey man, I just picked up an 8ball of some fishscale grade schneek. Want to do an El Chapo?

Person B: Fuck yeah! There isn't anything better than starting the night with an El Chapo!

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by BrianJuan May 24, 2016
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El Chapo

When a Hispanic friend is too scared to ask out another Hispanic person.
-Does he like that girl Sabrina again?
-Yeah dude, but he's an El Chapo when it comes to asking her out.
by H41LHYDR4 August 24, 2015
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El Chapo

A legendary sick cunt who answers to no one. Part of the well respected and notorious tripod trilogy, he walk amongst men as a god. He remains hidden to the public aye until is associated Huncho and Papi appear
Fuck! El Chapo is here! Hide your bitches and lock the door!
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El Chapo

When you get a girl to blow a line off your dick.
Guy: Hey girl I just grabbed this Peruvian grade shi , wanna do an El Chapo off my Chap?

Girl : Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn right I wanna do an El Chapo!
by Sug4r Tits April 24, 2016
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El Chapo Supreme

When you stick your dick in a chimichanga and cum inside it.
Dude I did an El Chapo Supreme and gave it to my neighbor Karen
by MembersOnlyVape May 27, 2018
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