A finished professionalfootballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.
Did Messi score today? No, but Barcelona plays against Eibar next week. Perfect game for Eibarman to getting called the goat.
Eibarman is named after Argentinafootball playerLionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.
A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics
A fraud from Argentina who statpads against small teams. He scores goals against shit teams such as Eibar (20 total in his career) and Real Madrid (26 total goals in his career) but 0 goals against best club in the worldBarcelona. Clearly overrated.
Ah, here comes the mighty Eibarman, with another brace against fucking Real Madrid. Few weeks ago he scored a hattrick vs eibar too. But never scored a goal against the biggest club, Barcelona. Statpadder!