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if you ever meet an egroj just know she's really pretty and a poopy face. she doesn't hide her emotions and is like an egg on the outside with a hard shell and gooey on the inside that is a weird metaphor but you get it
have you ever met an egroj?? she's the best egg.
egroj by you're a poopy November 30, 2021
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Egrow

/ฤ“-grลw/

Noun

1. The name of a cannabis growerโ€™s ego after she/he has reached a minimal amount of success.

2. An inflated ego resulting from a personโ€™s ability to plant weeds in the ground and watch them grow.

***Mostly found in Sourhern Oregon and Northern California grower populations.

Ego+grow = Egrow
Carl has such a big Egrow now that he made a little money off a few plants.
Egrow by Sarah Fortino April 1, 2019
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giP egroeG 

giP egroeG is a simple name for a child who likes to look at Peppa when shes sleeping
giP egroeG can also be used to describe a pedophile
Guy 1: OMG do you see that kid in the window?!
Guy 2: yep he's definitely a giP egroeG.
Guy 1: yeah he's looking at Peppa while shes asleep
Guy 2: yeah I'm a bit jealous of him
giP egroeG by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
The grool of an egirl. A magical substance that is created when an egirl becomes sexually aroused enough to grool. Legend has it that drinking egrool can turn any ordinary person into a great gamer (this is probably how ninja got his powers).
"Dude you have to taste some of this bathwater I bought"
"You're such a simp bro, the only fluid I drink is egrool"
egrool by Fret_vdb_jwz March 1, 2021
"Eurojank" is an unofficial term for that class of sprawling, verbose, and oftentimes glitchy action/RPG titles originating from Eastern European nations like Russia, Poland, and Ukraine. (At the top of that heap is The Witcher 3, whose previous two games were decidedly less even; more recent examples include Elex, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and The Technomancer.) And rarely do these games hold players' hands, usually because they lack tutorials or because of unclear GUI elements.
Metro Exodus, to anybody unfamiliar with its place in a trilogy of post-nuclear, first-person monster combat games, is that this is the best Eurojank game I've ever seen.
eurojank by TheArsTrev February 14, 2019

erojitarian 

Someone who is absolutely addicted to anything erotic or sexual
H: What do you do if the person you are talking to just wants sex?

O: Have a lot of sex with them while you look for an actual relationship?

H: Spoken like a true erojitarian!
Combination of "emoji" and "bro," describing the extremely small subset of emoji that it is OK to use in texts or emails between two bros.
Acceptable ebroji: ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿ‘Š

Unacceptable ebroji: ๐ŸŒฑ ๐ŸŒฒ ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒด ๐ŸŒต ๐ŸŒท ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒบ ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒผ ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฟ ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ„ ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿญ ๐Ÿน ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿฑ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿฒ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿš ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿพ
ebroji by Ae5Ea8 April 14, 2015
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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