rubbing my eggroll

guy: “sorry i didn’t call last night, i was busy rubbing my eggroll”

by albertoanddelilah December 7, 2019

Fat fuckin eggroll

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.

Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

To butter someones eggroll is to be very strange and sexual around another gender

Eg: Butter My Eggroll Daddy
Friend: Dafuc?

by LitPotato August 20, 2018

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

#1 A way to express enjoyment of Food

#2 The way hippies express enjoyment or Happiness

#1 "Hey, This really butters my eggroll"

#2 "Dude, That really butters my eggroll, man.

by Pixel. June 21, 2017