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eggplant squatter 

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
eggplant squatter by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
Eggplant Balls by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

EggplantBaconFart 

EggplantBaconFarts out of my ass!
EggplantBaconFarts come out of my ass!

August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day

The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!
Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!

Eggplnat 

The god of all things. Melts in hot Arizona sun. Hates life and maybe gay with William mayflower
Wow, there go’s eggplnat killing children again
Eggplnat by Eggplnat servent June 23, 2019

Eggplant 

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!
The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.
Eggplant by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018