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egg sucker 

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time.
egg sucker by bageltothemax March 11, 2015

Egg Sucker 

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time. In other words a kid called Jake Luecke....
Wow that Jake Luecke kid is a real egg sucker...
Egg Sucker by Ders Lars April 17, 2018

Egg-sucker 

Someone really old, past their age.
“That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.
Egg-sucker by Targathia November 11, 2020

eggfucker 

"Hey you got yolk dripping from your crotch region!! your'e an eggfucker!!"
eggfucker by baos December 28, 2003
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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