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(pronounced loo-key)
1. the last name of a substitute teacher who was infamously caught masturbating in a Connecticut high school hallway on February 26, 2014. Reportedly has amnesia and was "fixing a wardrobe malfunction".
2. to whip it out and start jacking off in a public place in the aforementioned manner.
1. A: You hear about that Luecke guy?
B: Yeah, a real tear-jerker, isn't it?
2. A: Ugh, all these girls make me so horny. Must... Not.... Fap....
B: Don't pull a Luecke bro
Luecke by KilljoyKitten January 12, 2015
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Constantly breaks his tables. "oh no. our table...its broken...."

He helps track down scumbags who cheat on their girlfriends.
A smart funny cupcake who likes anime.
Someone who says "cause I'm black?!" all the time.
He has never eaten honey mustard but loves ranch as long as its on strawberries.
"OMG, he's being a luckens right now..."
"Be smart. Be like Luckens."
Luckens by luckensfanclub101 November 11, 2021
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Mitch Lucker 

The greatest man on this planet. best vocalist ever? suicide silence singer
no time to fucking bleed"Mitch Lucker"
Mitch Lucker by Mike bitch October 17, 2009

luckerdog 

Luckerdog is someone that barely makes it out through having luck. Mainly used in video games.
"I used all my skills and he managed to escape! what a luckerdog!"
luckerdog by Fullsplit September 22, 2015

The Lucker Stomp

The greatest fucking stage move performed by the greatest fucking front man ever!! See Mitch Lucker
"When he hits the Lucker Stomp, you know shits about to go down"
The Lucker Stomp by MRxACL February 27, 2013

Dirty Luckett 

After the male is done excreting his waste into the toilet .. aka shitting...instead of using toilet paper ..... the female is to clean the anal cavaity with her tounge.
After Bobby takes a dump he yells for a girl from the party, she goes into the bathroom, deals with the stench and she gives him a dirty luckett because theres no more toilet paper....
Dirty Luckett by Eddie T August 9, 2006

Kito Lucke

A gamer of epic proportions. One who has become a legend in the gaming world and shall never be forgotten. And has also mastered the art of procrastination.
"Thee shall be known as Kito Lucke till the end of time. Thus any speak bad of you, thy great one, being whoever, shall smite thee into ity bity pieces of what looks like cottage cheese but smells like pecans." ~ Someone who wasn't Kito Lucke and therefor was forgotten.
Kito Lucke by Karm Keluc February 12, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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