A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to
fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America,
Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to
even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition
Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from
Joe'
s chaffed crack on Aconcagua.