Educated Guess 

To suggest an answer to a query dealing with a topic/subject that you have not thoroughly studied, basing your answer on the knowledge that you have acquired in the past which relates to the query at hand.

Teacher: Hello student's, you will recall that I taught you that airplanes are the fastest mode of transport, a business man want's to send a parcel to another city very quickly, suggest a mode of transport he should use.
Stupid Student: "But Sir, you never taught us what mode of transport a businessman wishing to send a parcel quickly would use!"
Non-Retarded Student:" I'll make an Educated Guess that the business man would use an airplane to deliver his parcel quickly, as this is the fastest mode of transport.

Educated Guess by Wizzar October 26, 2011

educated guess 

An educated guess is nothing but a guess except someone wants to pretend they're actually really smart so by virtue of being really smart they'll be more right than someone who didn't use the term "educated guess".

My educated guess is that pianos are black and white because Paul McCartney wrote a song called Ebony and Ivory!

educated guess by leDoctor January 12, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016