edmonds woodway 

Also know as Edmonds weedway, this high school in Edmonds is full of wanna be soundcloud rappers who pay their way to get noticed and/or claim they “grew up” with lil mosey. The hoes at Edmonds Woodway have herpes and like to get fucked in the bathrooms. You will likey run into little boys claiming they are from norfend and throwing up neighborhood.

person one: bro I fucked this snow bunny last night but now my dick burns.

person two: damn she must’ve been an edmonds woodway bitch huh.

edmonds woodway by oof444 September 23, 2018

Edmonds-Woodway 

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

Edmonds-Woodway by Mfrosh April 3, 2011