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erlenmeyer flask 

A piece of common lab equipment.
Teacher: "Ben, please fetch me the Erlenmeyer flask."
Ben: "What?"
Teacher: "The Eeeeerrrrrrrlenmeeeyyyeeerrrr flaaaaask."

The Erlenmeyer 

A rare sexual position preformed chiefly by chemists (when they do rarely get some ass) in which the male will insert his tiny-man into an erlenmeyer flask and use the newfound implement to club his partner in a location of his desire. The broken glass remaining on his tiny-man can be left on as an act of revenge.
"Hey, did you see that scar on Mrs. B's face? Looks like she goten The Erlenmeyer!"

erlenmeyer 

Erlenmeyer is a special magic weed made by the seclusive Nightmare Gnomes
Me: Holy shit this Erlenmeyer is way too dank
Friend: Fuck yeah it is
erlenmeyer by Kaos9001 August 9, 2017

Erlenmeyer Flex 

The equivalent of the modern-day term "flex", or as a verb, "flex-ing"; but with the intent of impressing fellow Chemists/Scientists/Students within said realms of academia or even mere hobbyists keeping the waters of "nerd culture" warm for all. One possible example could be a novel proposed synthesis for a specific analogue of an obscure compound -- would be a GigaChad level Erlenmeyer Flex and would almost certainly result in sexual intercourse (wearing the proper PPE, naturally)
The invention of the Erlenmeyer flask is perhaps the strongest Erlenmeyer flex the world has thus far seen - a true Science Sector Chad
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026