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erlenmeyer flask 

A piece of common lab equipment.
Teacher: "Ben, please fetch me the Erlenmeyer flask."
Ben: "What?"
Teacher: "The Eeeeerrrrrrrlenmeeeyyyeeerrrr flaaaaask."

The Erlenmeyer 

A rare sexual position preformed chiefly by chemists (when they do rarely get some ass) in which the male will insert his tiny-man into an erlenmeyer flask and use the newfound implement to club his partner in a location of his desire. The broken glass remaining on his tiny-man can be left on as an act of revenge.
"Hey, did you see that scar on Mrs. B's face? Looks like she goten The Erlenmeyer!"

erlenmeyer 

Erlenmeyer is a special magic weed made by the seclusive Nightmare Gnomes
Me: Holy shit this Erlenmeyer is way too dank
Friend: Fuck yeah it is
erlenmeyer by Kaos9001 August 9, 2017

Erlenmeyer Flex 

The equivalent of the modern-day term "flex", or as a verb, "flex-ing"; but with the intent of impressing fellow Chemists/Scientists/Students within said realms of academia or even mere hobbyists keeping the waters of "nerd culture" warm for all. One possible example could be a novel proposed synthesis for a specific analogue of an obscure compound -- would be a GigaChad level Erlenmeyer Flex and would almost certainly result in sexual intercourse (wearing the proper PPE, naturally)
The invention of the Erlenmeyer flask is perhaps the strongest Erlenmeyer flex the world has thus far seen - a true Science Sector Chad

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026